The Flesh Board is our Halloween charcuterie platter for London offices and events. A skull built from prosciutto, salami and chorizo sits at the centre, surrounded by French brie, mature cheddar, Red Leicester, Wensleydale and blue Stilton, with cranberry chutney, breadsticks, grapes and dried fruit around the edge.
It serves 20 as part of a Halloween spread and works well next to the Puking Pumpkin and the Bloodshot Brownie. We build it fresh on the day and deliver it ready to serve. A halal version with beef pastrami, salt beef and chicken salami is listed separately.
Allergens: Contains Milk and Wheat. Nut free. Contains pork.
Sink your teeth into rich, fudgy chocolate brownie cloaked in a chilling disguise. Each square is topped with a sweet veil of white chocolate and orange cream cheese buttercream, then pierced with eerie eyeballs that stare back before you eat them.
The Bloodshot Brownie serves 12 and is the easiest way to add a Halloween dessert to an office lunch or party spread. It is also available as an add-on to the Halloween Graze. Delivered ready to serve across London.
Allergens: Contains Milk, Wheat and Egg. Vegetarian.
It's guacking disgusting. The Puking Pumpkin is a carved pumpkin spilling fresh guacamole across the platter, served with nachos for dipping. It is the Halloween centrepiece people photograph first and finish first.
The guacamole is made from avocado, red chilli, white pepper and salt, nothing else. It serves 10 as a sharing dish and suits office Halloween parties, client drinks and team socials across London. Delivered ready to serve.
Allergens: None listed. Vegan, gluten free and nut free.
A gruesome Halloween creation that looks almost too creepy to eat. The Brain Cake is a vanilla and chocolate sponge shaped and decorated as a brain, layered with raspberry jam and finished with dark chocolate and icing. It is the showstopper on the Halloween Graze table and a strong centrepiece on its own.
It serves 25, so one cake covers a full office party. Delivered ready to cut across London.
Allergens: Contains Wheat, Milk and Egg. Nut free.
A gruesome Halloween fruit platter built around a watermelon that has clearly had one too many treats. The carved watermelon spills fresh melon, green and red grapes, blueberries and mint across the platter, so the healthy option is also the one that gets the laughs.
It is the fruit course for a Halloween party spread and pairs with the Puking Pumpkin for a matching pair of centrepieces. Delivered ready to serve across London.
Allergens: None listed. Vegan and nut free.
A sharing platter of spooky Halloween sweets, packed with a mix of creepy, colourful and playful treats. It sits well on a party table, at reception for trick-or-treaters, or as a small Halloween touch on an ordinary office lunch order.
The selection changes with what is available, so ingredients and allergens vary. Tell us at checkout if you need a specific allergen kept out and we will confirm before delivery.
Allergens: Vary by selection. Vegetarian and nut free.
Spooky, bite-sized Halloween cake pops decorated in creepy-cute designs. Each one is a soft chocolate cake centre coated and finished by hand, so the platter reads as a Halloween display before anyone picks one up.
Twenty cake pops per platter, enough for a team of 20 as a sweet treat or a larger group as part of a Halloween dessert table. They are also available as an add-on to the Halloween Graze. Delivered ready to serve across London.
Allergens: Contains Milk, Soya, Egg and Wheat. Vegetarian.
The Halal Flesh Board is our Halloween charcuterie platter made without pork. The skull at the centre is built from beef pastrami, salt beef and chicken salami, surrounded by French brie, mature cheddar, Red Leicester, Wensleydale and blue Stilton, with cranberry chutney, breadsticks, grapes and dried fruit.
It serves 20 and gives mixed teams a Halloween centrepiece everyone can share. We build it fresh on the day and deliver it ready to serve across London.
Allergens: Contains Milk and Wheat. Halal. Nut free.
The Halloween Graze is a full Halloween spread set up on site at your office or venue. Priced per person, it brings together the Halloween platters in one table so you do not need to order them one by one.
Included:
- Puking Pumpkin with nachos and guacamole
- Flesh Board charcuterie platter
- Cheese platter
- Mixed sandwiches
- Spooky Pick n Mix sweets
- Puking Watermelon fruit platter
- Brain Cake, the showstopper
Add-ons: Bloodshot Brownie or Halloween Cake Pops at £1.50 per person each. Add a note at checkout or contact us and we will add them to your order.
Set up only. Our team arrives, builds the table and leaves it ready for your guests. A halal Flesh Board can be substituted on request.
Allergens: May contain Wheat, Egg, Milk, Sulphite and Sesame. Ingredients and allergens vary with the final selection.

